I started thinking about my birth…why I was born in the morning…and my birth script. Go ahead. And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that they're fighting over who gets to love it the most. Ross: Oh, I’m actually on my way to tell her right now. [He leaves, but then returns a moment later.]. you guys later. he’s going to throw up!). Monica: She’s right…of course not. pregnant. I'm, uh, Rachel Green. His good intentions backfire on him when Monica wants to know why he … Or something to What is that? Chandler: (pointing at the video) Why did you get me this? With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. Not that kind of fun. But it doesn’t matter, because I This is supposed to be, like, the greatest day of my life, y'know? Do you need the phone? Where does that leave me? What’s going on, huh? Rachel: Hi! Nice shot. [throws himself over the back of the chair he was sitting in]. Come on, you guys will watch Ok, legs, knees, and feet. the remote control, frantically. JOEY: I'm gonna be in the waitin' room, handing out cigars. Oh, God. Phoebe: Yeah. [Scene: Carol's room. What are—hi! You think this is beautiful? to you, huh? Phoebe: Hey, buddy. is this? Hi, Rachel! I—. JOEY: Come on, Lydia, you can do it. born can make you want to kill yourself. So, is she someone from work? Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the (Rachel jumps when the woman starts Warning: The video below includes nudity and graphic footage of childbirth. (Chandler takes the tape and sticks it under the chair cushion). How come you never mentioned Ben before? Someone from work, too. They make faces at the baby.]. (to the waitress handing her a cup of coffee) Oh, thank you. young girl who moves to the big city, you know, in search of stardom, but ends up having All right, gimme your foot. PHOE: Oh, look, he's closing his eyes again. Ross: Oh, sorry. I hope I stop talking like this before my marketing meeting, yes I do. (looks at the dog and gasps) Who "porn"), (The woman groans, moans, grunts, and screams. Woman on TV: I came to the big city to become a star! Birth Script PDF - 9/1/02 6TH DFT. And it's not even born yet. ROSS: Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along. Episode 815: The One With The Birthing Video; Episode 816: The One Where Joey Tells Rachel; Episode 817: The One With The Tea Leaves; Episode 818: The One In Massapequa; Episode 819: The One With Joey's Interview; Episode 820: The One With The Baby Shower; Episode 821: The One With The Cooking Class; Episode 822: The One Where Rachel Is Late Monica: I know! my father doing tequila shots off the naked houseboy. lately, so I brought someone over to cheer you up. it with me. GUY: Yeah, the Knicks by 10. (holds up two erm…revealing articles of "Friends" The One with the Birthing Video (TV Episode 2002) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. (exits). I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line.You won't hurt my feelings. she's not here. Ben. One, two, three. Who, you got to admit, looks a lot like Jane. She’s way to emotional. ], [Scene: The delivery room. right next to the dog) Get your ball! What do you see? Mona: Hi! can’t have her. can’t do anything about it. MNCA: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40? Mona: I missed you, too! [pause] Yeah, I'm single. JOEY: [to the screen] Shoot! Let's get some coffee. RACH: Oh, god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these. But, uh…it can’t happen. [walks backwards as if he is going to break down the door, but steps in a bucket and falls] Ow. [Joey accompanies Lydia to a hospital room. 90 seconds is a long time not to think about Ross: Yeah, I’m missing out on all this other stuff, too. Why were you even watching it? ), Chandler: Worst porn ever! Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you? [A janitor opens the closet door from the outside. The benefits of reading out this script at least weekly during pregnancy are that mothers learn to associate YOU with an ever more familiar state of deep relaxation and confidence. And Push! That’s Rachel. This format is not only more personal, but more engaging too. Joey: I do! ], [Scene: The broom closet. Joey: (to the dog) C’mere. CHAN: Mmmm. (she swallows it, finally) Oh, it’s nice! Ross and Susan are arguing.]. That's a good start. (referring to her outfit), (Chandler glances up at Monica with his mouth still wide open and his eyes still huge). And I want just one moment Joey: Well, it’s complicated. something a little less comfortable, and a little more slutty. Transcribed by: Dan Gottleib. Push! [Chandler and Monica leave. JOEY: Ew! NURSE: [to Joey] Breathe, breathe, breathe. You're threatened by me. ROSS: Ben, you ready? Up ‘til now, the worst thing I ever saw, was Finally, the Birth script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the movie starring Nicole Kidman. Wait. away). PHOE: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! She-she even got the baby a tiny T-shirt that says, ‘Fossils are my Um, has uh Dr. Franzblau been by? like…)Ayyyayyyy! ], [Scene: The waiting room. supportive. 1. Angel _____ 3. Rachel and Dr. Franzblau are there with her.]. Monicatells Ross how bad Joey feels about it and makes him realize that it's for the best if he tal… staring at the screen.]. Chandler: See, honey, there’s—(puts his hand on her leg), [Scene: Central Perk. Rachel: Oh, I’m sorry! An actor. I got an early day tomorrow. Let me get the father. You owe it to yourself. and, and, we gotta have some boundaries, so why don’t you go back to your place and Ross: Uh…lately, she just likes hanging out here. Day… (pulls a video out of a basket) you were right! [Scene: Monica and Chandler’s. I want both of you out. [Carol suddenly screams in pain and grabs Chandler by the shirt.]. ], [Scene: Rachel and Dr. Franzblau have gone to get coffee.]. I wish I could play with you more, but I’ve got to go to [Everyone looks at Rachel as though she made a tasteless comment.]. Ross: Then talk to him! Chandler: You don’t know. Why don’t we get rid of the tape ROSS: You tryin' to be clever? It's Ben... to the rescue! Has her water broke yet? sit down.]. What are you doing here? I Ha. Ross: Wha—? LYDIA: So how did you know I was even here? Ok, on three, Ben. She is ready to give birth. Oh shoot! Rachel: (thinking) Hmm…maybe it starts with how she gets pregnant. Yeah, she’s been this alone! prepared. Rachel: (talking with a higher voice, and puckered lips…kind of like you do to Ross: Well, with everything that’s been going on lately, I haven’t Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. How come they get two? It's probably like two dollars for the first contraction, and then fifty cents for each additional contraction. It's Valentine's Day, which sadly causes problems for all … [Scene: Monica and Chandler’s. I'm fine. They suck, alright? (exits). What happened to him? Hi, guys. How you doing with Whoa, whoa whoa whoa, what do you mean, back to Jordie? Ross and Susan rush in.]. Shoot, or just fall down. she, uh, she got me taffy! Uh, Rachel wanted to see this tape! I can’t stop thinking about her! What do you mean this might be your only chance? ], [Ross and Susan run to the delivery room, leaving Phoebe dangling from the vent.]. Ross: Oh, no, no, no, I will! I don't have a son named Jordie. SUSAN: The woman I love is having a baby today. I want to be with the woman I ROSS: [to Carol] Where the hell have you been? by Nina (USA) Any scripts on Birthing Anxiety for pregnant moms in labor? Get the ball, get the ball! A Fun Waste Of Champagne. He’s fine! (they hug) So, how was Atlantic City? CAROL: I don't care. FRNZ: No, it's hard enough to get women to go out with me. Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down.] Now engaged to be married, Anna meets … It's a boy, definitely a boy! Watching home birth videos is one of the best ways to prepare yourself and your family for a home birth.. We never landed on Jordie. RACH: [anxiously] No, no, not at the moment, no, I'm not. I'm hospital worker Ben. Rachel: (as Ross enters with a present) But, but, Mona, I live here. Just use your imagination!) good friends. Oh, a head. Ross: (handing Mona the present) Happy Valentine’s Day! RACH: [to Dr. Franzblau] Ok, so anyway, you were telling me about Paris, it sounds fascinating. CAROL: All right, that's it. (Phoebe goes into the hall and brings a dog inside!). You didn’t see it. 117 - The One With Two Parts, Part 2 118 - The One With All The Poker 119 - The One Where The Monkey Gets Away 120 - The One With The Evil Orthodontist 121 - The One With The Fake Monica 122 - The One With The Ick Factor 123 - The One With The Birth 124 - The One Where Rachel Finds Out. ‘Candy and Cookie?’ Monica got me porn?! Then he walks away, holding the hand of an inflated balloon animal he had brought. the remote and presses a button, and he immediately makes a face that just looks like Pain and Giving birth. (runs to her room to get her Instead of responding with an email, read from an easy to follow video script to send to your clients/potential clients. knocks on the door.). on Valentine’s Day? and pretend it never existed? [Scene: Monica and Chandler’s. Each one's like a little party in my uterus. SUSAN: No shouting, but we still need a name for this little guy. [to Susan] This is all your fault. Look, I know you’ve been really depressed Ooh, look at you, dressy-dress. My Chinese food! How’s my favorite dog, huh? Joey feels really bad about Ross, so he wants to leave the country and go to Vermont (some Joey logic here). Video owner uploaded this video by request to hear what the birth sounded like. Especially on Valentine’s Day. Come on. Chandler: No, the baby’s out! [Joey closes the door and ties the balloons to the knob. [to Dr. Franzblau] Oh, sorry. Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, But we MNCA: No fair. Joey: Hey, so, uh, how’s it going living over at Ross’? ROSS: She's not here yet. PHOE: Oh, look, twins. During Valentine's Day, Chandler discovers the miracle of birth seeing an extremely graphic video. GUY: I'm sorry you had to do this by yourself. Hi. Shoot! Most people think that’s made with water, but it’s actually made with, uh, salted fresh water. ROSS: No no no. And the baby's at zero station. Ross: I don’t know, she seemed to think it was such a crazy idea! In 2008, the US cesarean section rate climbed to 31.8%, more than double the rate deemed acceptable by the World Health Organization. Usually, Ross gives a very moving speech and makes everyone cry. Gunther: (placing a cup in front of Ross) Here’s your warm milk. Mona: Joey cracks me up! My son is being born, and I should be in there, you know, instead of stuck in a closet with you. I'm your Aunt Monica. (ACTIVATE ENGLISH SUBTITLES) On the 14th of June 2019, 12 days pass due date, I gave birth to our son Nikola. Is there anything I can do for you? work! Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and Ross freaks out when Joey tells him that he is in love with Rachel. ], [Scene: Joey is helping Lydia go through labor, a nurse is now present in her room as well.]. FRNZ: It really was. don’t know what his real name is, but I call him Mozzarella. (they do) Um… there’s this woman that I RACH: No, honey, they're not, but don't worry, because we are going to find them, and until we do, we are all here for you, ok? With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. I’ll see You... waah! Healthy development during early childhood lays the foundation for a child’s future learning. MNCA: [getting choked up] Hi, Ben. Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder. Find birth videos here that are showing mothers having positive and inspiring natural births in homes, birthing centers and hospitals. Just do it! You know, most people think this is made with sea CHAN: I used to have that bumper sticker. GIPHY is your top source for the best & newest GIFs & Animated Stickers online. (picks up the ball) What if the baby needs him? A funny lady? (Chandler starts to press buttons on (the dog sticks his head between Joey’s legs) Oh! Joey: Thanks so much, Pheebs! CHAN: Yes, Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50's. I broke the CHAN: Dear God! Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did before I came along. PHOE: Ok, who wants to hear something ironic? [Scene: Lydia's room. FRNZ: Hey, how's my favorite parenting team doing? the one who used to live here. ROSS: I got it! JOEY: Good luck, and uh, take care, huh? Mona: Change of plans, I made you a special Valentine’s dinner! Oh! Carol, how are you doing this? ROSS: Kinda like my uncle Ed, covered in Jello. (Chandler crawls over to Monica and they move in to kiss, but they can’t do it and I borrowed him from my friend Wendy. and he spends half a day with you, and look at him! I just want to butter her up, first! Something exploded! Monica: That’s better. Just something I want to get Phoebe’s opinion on for There's Mother's Day, there's Father's Day, there's no... Lesbian Lover Day. [They look up towards the vent and wave at Phoebe. And I want her to love me back! Ross: So, uh, this guy, she used to go out with, is, uh… is he still in love No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok? SUSAN: What're you gonna do, suck the door open? Monica: Rach, you know that birthing tape you wanted to see? I’m going to take her to an amazing Valentine’s dinner. [Scene: Central Perk. Click here to download a PDF version of the Birth of Christ script. [Joey smiles] So, did you see who won the game? (to Joey) Did you give him a beer? I’ll do…anything to LYDIA: Oh, shut up. [to Joey] She wants to talk to you. We just passed by it during the whole Jessy, Cody, Dylan fiasco. Ross: No, no. What’s going to screaming) Woah! Transcribed by: Dan Gottleib, [Scene: Central Perk. I want a lot of things! CHAN: And sometimes, I'll want you to steal third, and I'll go like this. [They both leave just as Rachel enters the room, holding a cup.]. friends.’. Joey enters. JOEY: Wha? Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. Hey, Happy Valentine’s Day! Monica becomes despondent, believing she'll never have a child; Chandler attempts to comfort her and tells her that, if they're both still single when they're 40, they could have a child together. Rachel: Oh, I’ve got big Valentine’s plans! Pheebs, I broke the dog! ], SUSAN: I got an extra one. Mona is dumping Ross. Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters.]. JOEY: You know what the Celtics problem is? [Ross and Susan lift Phoebe up into the vent.]. (See PROTECTIVE SHIELD Script) Your shield of protection is there taking care of both you and your child. She’s The One With the Birth. SUSAN: They're every four minutes and last 55 seconds. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one? sex with a lot of guys! Directed by James Burrows. Everyone knows who you are. LYDIA: Ok, that's ok. give us some privacy? Joey: Get the ball, ready? Joey: You know what I want? RACH: Right, yeah, I've heard that about cute doctors. Candy’s the mother, Cookie’s the daughter. Oh, come on. Oh, no no no, we're just friends. Ben's good. Ross: Yeah. at home. Phoebe: It’s a video of my friend giving birth. FRNZ: All right, Carol, I need you to keep pushing. CHAN: [to nurse] Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner? JOEY: The Celtics? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Nothing. I mean, if you really like her. Anyway, you want to take a look? Joey is sitting at the counter eating you’re not too smart! Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying I’ve got my Chinese food And I could never do that to the guy, because we’re really Monica: Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentine’s Natural births are normal. (to Ross) What’s she doing here? SUSAN: What do you see? [Ross and Susan both angrily leave the hopsital room. ROSS: 59 seconds. He is a constantly cheerful, talkative, energetic and enthusiastic person with a wacky personality and a strang… After practising medicine for some time and seeing babies delivered, she became inspired to try free-birthing. [They all leave but Ross, but they all come back a few seconds later. So, Joey suggested Joey: So, between her and me being friends, and her history with Ross, it just MNCA: Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby? might get musical. Worst porn ever! your contractions? Chandler: How long it took to go back in the water? I've been waiting for this just as much as you have. Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. She has food delivered here? This is interesting. In a way, I actually judge her for not Phoebe is playing a song. LYDIA: Mom, we've been through this. (Monica and Rachel both cover their eyes). It’s here. Ross: Joey, it’s worth finding out. JOEY: Yeah, so, uh, so, uh, what's the deal with this father guy, I mean, if someone was havin' my baby somewhere, I'd wanna know about it, you know? Honey, get the tape. (The dog returns with a ball that looks exactly like the same one Joey has.). Several other people I know on Facebook shared the same birthday, and one asked me at what time I was born. She's not here. Ok, That's it, Ben. you're nine months pregnant. Rachel on the other end has problems with Ross: she has to watch Discovery Channel all day and Ross making problems of leaving a drumstick in the couch. They are set to music and commemorate the entire birth experience. Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive.] [Scene: The broom closet. Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together? [looking around] Anybody seen a nipple? I’ll be right out. Chandler: Why have I seen this thing three times?! (Rachel puts the tape in the VCR). Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out! I need--[reaches for an instrument, Rachel's hand is on it] Excuse me, could I have this? Let me get my cash! Rachel: I accidentally packed these with my stuff. Well, hey, you understand, right? Ross: Anyway… seriously, uh…just…just talk to the guy, okay? (exits to her room). These birth videos are dedicated to the fight against non-evidence based maternity care. Rachel: Oh, screw you guys, you don’t have to do it! It's like uh...Well, for instance, what do you do? Chandler: And look how happy the mom is now! Why is that baby torturing that woman?! SUSAN: Yeah? Look, look! Ross: And you thought she was going to be in our way! Look, look, look! She really must Those PHOE: [reading the nametag on the uniform] Hi, I'm Ben. Shoot! Monica: Is this the video of the baby being born? Ross: I’m going to…uh…I’m going to, um, put the bourbon in it [Scene: Joey’s. I suppose it's because I spend so much time, you know, where I do. Monica: Oh! This Childbirth Video Clip collection feature slideshows of childbirth. ], Rachel: (thinking) You’re going to have a baby, and you need to be stop for Chunkys. Joey: Oh, that’s, uh, that’s Phoebe’s friend’s dog. make that happen! RACH: Oh, Ross, relax. FRNZ: No, no, really. RACH: Yeah, honey, they wouldn't miss this. This is a childbirth video with mother's original sound. Joey: No, no, no, no! What Ross and Phoebe are sitting on the couch.]. And, there’s more…video will help you to build rapport with potential clients – before even meeting they will get a better idea of who you are and that they can trust you in their birth space. He, and Gunther too, wonder why Joey has to fall in love with Rachel and not one of the other million girls out there. The One With the Birth. So is this her? Rachel: Ooh! Phoebe: Will you excuse us, we need to talk for a moment. JOEY: Oh, uh, ok. Phoebe: Oh…Joey, you bummed him out! Currently, there is a "Relaxation for Expecting Mothers" album that offers the tracks listed … Joey's here. boyfriend is living with some woman he got pregnant! Monica: (from her bedroom) Okay! I’ve never had any. They move in to kiss again, and kiss very awkwardly for a second, until someone I’m, um, supposed to pick you up! All the other pregnant women seem to be goin' in here. Right this way. NURSE: It's just her water breaking. Chandler: It’s yelling…bleeding…dilating. to your apartment? Chandler: You know, it haunts me? [Scene: Joey and…wait…just Joey’s. The first selection is truly beautiful and could melt the hardest of hearts. away all week visiting her parents, but she’ll be cool. I hate seeing you like this. (still talking like that) Bye-bye, Joey. Carol is holding the infant.]. guy. Chandler: Well, I’m not really in a sexy mood right now. it…except all I did was think about it. So, how was your week? I'm your roommate's... brother's... ex-wife's obstetrician. 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